Criminals in the News!

It has been a long winter here, and I think that the snow and cold temperatures have people acting a little stir crazy.  Perusing the local Stow paper this week I came across a few interesting things. . .

Do you check your tires after shopping?

I assure you, pitchforks are not that common in Stow.  

If you were really hungry, are hot wings the best choice?
 And could we have a better headline for this?